Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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