i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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