You work out of a Hotel?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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