god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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