Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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