do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Welp...herpes.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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