Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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