I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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