That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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