i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My vagina is officially offended.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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