Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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