you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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