Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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