My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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