Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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