i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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