How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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