How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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