You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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