Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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