Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
