How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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