I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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