just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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