My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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