I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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