Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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