'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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