you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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