i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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