Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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