She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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