I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize