i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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