Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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