Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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