so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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