I just cut my nipple shaving
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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