Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize