If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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