Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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