she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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