508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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