idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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