I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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