Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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