And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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