Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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