i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.