So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Randomize
