I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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