It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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