carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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